She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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