great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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