@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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