I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
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I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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