What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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