Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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