quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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