Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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