There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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