we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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