i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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