Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Two words: blizzard sex
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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