You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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