"it" just moved
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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