I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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