You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
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He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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