she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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