Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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