Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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