she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize