Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
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I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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