stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Best friends brother. Beat that.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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