That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
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We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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