Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
