Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
There's even glitter on my cock...
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