She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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