i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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