I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I came so hard my ears popped.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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