you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
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someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
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I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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