i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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