I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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