Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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