Christians are straight up FREAKS
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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