I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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