Its about making memories worth repressing
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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