I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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