Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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