i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
you traded sex for a burrito?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
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So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
That reminds me...we need to get swords
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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