if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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