do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
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not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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