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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow

  (802): View more from Vermont

  Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?

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• (+82): View more from South Korea

  I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I'm driving while wearing hulk hands

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I have a surprise for you guys

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  What is it?

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  A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.

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• (626): View more from California

  It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.

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• (310): View more from California

  I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that

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• (903): View more from Texas

  His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.

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