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id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.

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(618): id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga. http://tfl.nu/30m7

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I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(

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(850): I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :( http://tfl.nu/5wo6

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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?

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(415): MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone? http://tfl.nu/5bs9

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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru

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(229): You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru http://tfl.nu/iwra

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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls

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(512): If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls http://tfl.nu/26r3

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These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.

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(720): These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo. http://tfl.nu/f63z

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You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.

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strike, motherfucker.

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(423): You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em. (423): strike, motherfucker. http://tfl.nu/ain2

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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.

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(330): It started with jello shots. It ended with tears. http://tfl.nu/yarv

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Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.

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Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.

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(817): Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift. (972): Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking. http://tfl.nu/jm0q

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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.

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(510): Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages. http://tfl.nu/67hf

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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.

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(559): I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs. http://tfl.nu/m1ws

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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.

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(918): Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time. http://tfl.nu/hv9q

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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it

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(701): He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it http://tfl.nu/1dio

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What's your ideal size in a man?

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I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......

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(317): What's your ideal size in a man? (765): I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow...... http://tfl.nu/zo79

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Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.

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(256): Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards. http://tfl.nu/ejyy

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