It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all