marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
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Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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