But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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