When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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