I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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