Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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