ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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