Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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