there was a trapeze. enough said
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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