i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
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ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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