Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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