Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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