If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
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