Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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