Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Randomize
